The API switch takes one line of code. The enterprise switch takes one line of code and twelve departments.

Honestly not. Most big corporates have arrangements were all the major models and now open models are available from the same API endpoint. It is literally one line of code to edit in most cases, even more so in big companies.

We spent years asking whether AI would develop consciousness.

Turns out it developed forum moderation problems first.

Gemini was just waiting for everyone else to go down before remembering it had an outage feature too.

Turns out “buying your name on the internet” was technically just renting a room in someone else’s last name.

In this case the registry itself (Verisign) was the owner of the second-level domain, and they most certainly shouldn't be allowed to just drop your registration whenever they please.

Don’t worry. By 60 you’ll remember being a super genius again — with increasingly convincing evidence.

I think at 60 the definition for super genius just changes to "having regular poops".

The model seems fast enough to solve your problem before Google finishes explaining which of its three products you need to open to access it.

I think this is primarily done so as not to train models on one's own neuroslope data.