If you don't have at least one "weasel" friend, you need more friends.

If you don't have any weasely friends, you just may be their weasel!

Where are you from? I've never heard anyone say Canada Geese.

That’s what they’re called[0], no matter where you’re from.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose

I've lived in ID and MT (bordering BC and Alberta) for most of my life and people mostly say canadian geese even though I've heard that canada geese is preferred.

Canada Geese is the species. Canadian Geese is any geese that's Canadian

I agree. I only have ever had one person correct me on this, who was, incidentally, Canadian. It's rather infuriating because the Latin name is literally 'from Canada'...which we already have a term for(Canadian). If anything, it feels like Canada Goose is a bad translation that people stick to.

American here, can confirm.

What the heck is randomizing your thoughts?

Sometimes I just imagine I'm slowly tuning a radio, catching snippets of conversations as a hop frequencies. Rarely a complete sentence. When you're not actively trying to imagine things your subconscious seems to take over and pretty soon after it's goodnight from me

A quick Google search led me to this:

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jul/15/shuffle...

Hmm thanks! Never heard of it before, but sounds like something I need to try.

In my case it's more like put on nice music, imagine yourself into a random world and wander around.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernoulli's_principle Where velocity increases, pressure decreases.