Brilliantly written - thank, you.

I want an update after 14 days.

Okay. Hold me to it. Seriously.

I can't imagine a majority of facebook users making decisions. ..that sounds dangerous.

this seems like a brilliant online ordering system for heroin

... with built-in money laundering.

at a cost of only 30$!

money laundering

apache hadoop is also now available as HDInsight

http://www.microsoft.com/sqlserver/en/us/solutions-technolog...

hey, at least you're only 20! shit son, you're life hasn't even started yet. man the fuck up and get shit done.