This is hilarious. In my first year of college I almost took a job at a car dealership. I did the group interview and "sold" them a stapler. They were very impressed and offered me a job. One of them told me it wasn't compatible with college given the time commitment and that I should quit college and take that job, pointing to his "success" of owning five cars.
This is fortuitous timing for me. Interestingly (to me), I had a stop loss set to sell all my TSLA at 220.50 today if the stock started to drop again. It did today, so my order was executed. Suddenly this happens.
I went to college instead.