"Only" 1 GB of RAM. Man, I'm old.

Is "luddite" considered a slur? Clankerphiles use that term a lot.

Man, I miss mainstream phones with real, physical buttons so much.

Me too, the feel of the buttons was something else.

It might be my bubble, but I feel like more options are appearing. The Clicks Communicator, Unihertz Titan 2 Elite, Zinwa Q25 (new insides for a BlackBerry) and now also the Minimal 2. I'm excited!

> I am seeing huge leaps forward in AI intelligence as new releases come out.

With all due respect, nowhere near as huge as the leap you made in the two final paragraphs.

I, for one, welcome our new file-sharing overlords.

I can use 16,777,216 possible colors, and you want me to limit myself to a mere 140? Also, that Imperial/Metric analogy will probably only sound sympathetic in the USA, and rather backwards in the rest of the world. Unless that whole website is actually satire, that is :)

Just like the proverbial dog in the manger.

Nonhuman

On the other hand, what I want is the right to not being forced to talk to another human if I don't want to.

Editorialize much?