For whoever doesn't know what robot vacuums are... they're basically the first step in AI: metallic pets cleaning the house. I predict that true AI will be added to them soon.

So Vacumes Dream of Electric Sheep?

I do talk with my robot vacuum cleaner.

I'm for banning whatever you like then.

Fittingly, your inability to partake in conversations beyond the strictly literal, combined with your kneejerk Daily Mail style reactions, renders you exactly the target audience for "literature" on the level of Fifty Shades.

Awesome article, thank you!