| 1. | | So, you’d like to sell your print issues of The Onion? (theonion.com) |
| 380 points by mooreds 19 days ago | past | 65 comments |
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| 2. | | Bat-Wielding Christopher Nolan Confronts Man Using Bathroom During 'The Odyssey' (theonion.com) |
| 3 points by randycupertino 3 months ago | past | 1 comment |
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| 3. | | At long last, InfoWars is ours (theonion.com) |
| 659 points by HotGarbage 6 months ago | past | 302 comments |
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| 4. | | The Onion's Exclusive Interview with Sam Altman (theonion.com) |
| 2 points by mooreds 7 months ago | past |
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| 5. | | The Onion's Exclusive Interview with Sam Altman (theonion.com) |
| 12 points by rendx 7 months ago | past | 2 comments |
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| 6. | | How to Join ICE (The Onion) (theonion.com) |
| 4 points by sandebert on Oct 22, 2025 | past |
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| 7. | | Historians: Quibbling over Concentration Definition Camp Sign of Healthy Society (theonion.com) |
| 5 points by colinprince on April 20, 2025 | past |
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| 8. | | GigSlave Goes Public with $84B Valuation (theonion.com) |
| 62 points by decimalenough on Feb 12, 2025 | past | 6 comments |
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| 9. | | Here’s Why I Decided to Buy 'InfoWars' [The Onion, but real news] (theonion.com) |
| 78 points by latexr on Nov 14, 2024 | past | 21 comments |
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| 10. | | Nation Wary of Suddenly Usable Website (theonion.com) |
| 37 points by robin_reala on Aug 19, 2024 | past | 11 comments |
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| 11. | | Video of Jerky, 7-Fingered Scarlett Johansson Expresses Approval of OpenAI (theonion.com) |
| 8 points by ilamont on May 23, 2024 | past | 1 comment |
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| 12. | | Apple Unveils New Apple Vision Pro Mini [humor] (theonion.com) |
| 3 points by tkgally on March 7, 2024 | past |
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| 13. | | Amazon Unveils Giant Camera That Tells Users What to Do (theonion.com) |
| 15 points by Eddy_Viscosity2 on Aug 14, 2023 | past | 6 comments |
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| 14. | | Facebook HQ on Lockdown After Mark Zuckerberg’s Avatar Breaks Out of Metaverse (theonion.com) |
| 23 points by fortran77 on Nov 18, 2022 | past | 1 comment |
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| 15. | | Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank (theonion.com) |
| 128 points by dotcoma on Nov 12, 2022 | past | 11 comments |
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| 16. | | The Onion has been permanently banned from Twitter (theonion.com) |
| 137 points by Vladimof on April 22, 2022 | past | 46 comments |
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| 17. | | 90% of Waking Hours Spent Staring at Glowing Rectangles (2009) (theonion.com) |
| 143 points by apsec112 on Dec 27, 2020 | past | 60 comments |
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| 18. | | Private Space Flight (theonion.com) |
| 2 points by 101km on April 1, 2019 | past |
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| 19. | | ‘No Way to Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com) |
| 13 points by ecopoesis on Oct 2, 2015 | past | 1 comment |
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| 20. | | Hacker Breaks Through Encryption Shield Before Uploading Nano-Virus (theonion.com) |
| 5 points by coldtea on April 11, 2013 | past | 1 comment |
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| 21. | | Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers (theonion.com) |
| 3 points by mattculbreth on July 29, 2009 | past |
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| 22. | | Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers (theonion.com) |
| 8 points by davidw on July 29, 2009 | past | 1 comment |
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| 23. | | Take notice: the Onion newspaper is again for sale (theonion.com) |
| 2 points by blasdel on July 24, 2009 | past |
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| 24. | | Classmates.com Employees Don't Have Heart To Tell CEO About Facebook (theonion.com) |
| 6 points by Flemlord on May 12, 2009 | past |
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| 25. | | Historic Blockbuster Store (theonion.com) |
| 1 point by joshwprinceton on April 12, 2009 | past |
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| 26. | | Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product (theonion.com) |
| 1 point by amichail on March 29, 2009 | past |
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| 27. | | Apple's Keyboard-Free Laptop (theonion.com) |
| 3 points by jkkramer on Jan 7, 2009 | past |
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| 28. | | Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard (theonion.com) |
| 7 points by silentbicycle on Jan 6, 2009 | past |
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| 29. | | Apple Announces MacBook Wheel (joke) (theonion.com) |
| 4 points by inovica on Jan 6, 2009 | past |
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| 30. | | Apple introduces revolutionary new laptop with no keyboard [Video] (theonion.com) |
| 3 points by alexwg on Jan 6, 2009 | past | 3 comments |
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