How else could he have gotten Windows 95 running on an Apple Watch? Recompile Windows? Swap out a processor?
The fact remains that this article describes something novel and technically difficult. If you have a better suggestion of how a Real Hacker would run Windows 95 on a watch, please tell us about it. That would be interesting.
It is the very fact that it is, at first glance, impossible which makes the headline interesting. The fact that it is impossible (and the article describes something similar but different) does not excuse the headline from the charge of inaccuracy and clickbait.
The article does describe something novel, interesting and difficult. But not what was promised by the headline.
The fact remains that this article describes something novel and technically difficult. If you have a better suggestion of how a Real Hacker would run Windows 95 on a watch, please tell us about it. That would be interesting.