After jumping through some hoops, I now have caps lock usable as a shortcut button. Here's some things I do with it:
CAPS + 1 = Bring up Bash
CAPS + 2 = Bring up IntelliJ
CAPS + 3 = Bring up Chrome
CAPS + 4 = Bring up Geany
CAPS + 5 = Bring up SourceTree
CAPS + F1 = Chat software
CAPS + F2 = Email
CAPS + F = Full screen the current app (But not really fullscreen - it's like option + green button, except width too)
CAPS + W = Cycle the wifi
CAPS + V = Paste text from the clipboard by typing it in, accounting for tab indentations. This is useful for copying things from Outlook into Confluence. Stupid Confluence.
CAPS + 1 = Bring up Bash
CAPS + 2 = Bring up IntelliJ
CAPS + 3 = Bring up Chrome
CAPS + 4 = Bring up Geany
CAPS + 5 = Bring up SourceTree
CAPS + F1 = Chat software
CAPS + F2 = Email
CAPS + F = Full screen the current app (But not really fullscreen - it's like option + green button, except width too)
CAPS + W = Cycle the wifi
CAPS + V = Paste text from the clipboard by typing it in, accounting for tab indentations. This is useful for copying things from Outlook into Confluence. Stupid Confluence.