“Why have you not put on your dress?”
“But darling, I don’t have any dresses good enough for the ballet.” replies his wife.
“Nonsense” the Mayor declares, opening the cupboard.
“There’s this blue dress, this green dress, hello comrade Dzerzhinsky, and this lovely white dress.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Dzerzhinsky#Director_of_...
“Why have you not put on your dress?”
“But darling, I don’t have any dresses good enough for the ballet.” replies his wife.
“Nonsense” the Mayor declares, opening the cupboard.
“There’s this blue dress, this green dress, hello comrade Dzerzhinsky, and this lovely white dress.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Dzerzhinsky#Director_of_...