I believe we Scots are adapted (or at least attempting to adapt) to produce the necessary vitamins from a combination of alcohol and deep fried food. (e.g. deep fried pizzas and Mars bars).
The Scots have adapted to harsh modern environments containing hazards like the deep fat fryer, but what of more recent technological hazards? (And Hollywood!)
It's a large, blazing fiery mystic beast that is greatly feared for its ability to kill masses of people through silent, sneaky death via waves. Many people are convinced one day it will destroy everything.
