What are you viewing it on? Looks fine for me with FF on Linux. https://i.imgur.com/MFb0tx9.png

IE 11. :)

My job involves lots of windows-only proprietary junk so my work machine is very windows-y. I wouldn't normally do this to myself.

Your computah looks broken

It probably is, but the screenshot is just standard IE 11.

Are you viewing that on Lynx or Mosaic or something?!

What browser are you using?