Haha, good one. I have an Android device since last year (a dumb phone before then), so I am guilty of that one. I try to restrict use as much as possible (I have no Google account). I'll maybe try to install a Lineage OS on it, if that's possible (but afaik that's still Android so there's that).

Privacy wise, I am not sure if an IDevice would be such a bad decision. But afaik they're phoning home still and I have to trust them...