Does this mean we need to update Greenspun's 10th rule "Any sufficiently complicated C or Fortran program contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Common Lisp." to say "Any sufficiently complicated development environment contains an ad-hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of PHP?.

Where can I find the other rules?

These will carry you over until the "real" ones appear: https://spacecraft.ssl.umd.edu/akins_laws.html

I want to print these out and share them with past teams I've worked on.

awesome! thank you!

If you ever watched NCIS, I have just the thing: http://www.ncisfanwiki.com/page/NCIS%3A+Gibbs%27+Rules

I make them up as I go along!

In non-sequential order. :)

lol let me know if you ever compile them in a single place. love it!

Can I claim "K's rule"?

Every (web) technology will eventually be called a PHP reinvention.

That would be an insult (either to php or to the other project, depending on which).

Maybe.

But I read it so often in the last years.

Next.js? PHP! AWS Lambda? PHP! Zero? PHP!

I guess I agree : )