"I understand the concept of how cloud storage works: "hey, we'll look after it for you, back it up and stuff, and all you need to do it pay us a small monthly fee"."
If only there was a cloud storage provider that gave you an empty UNIX filesystem to do whatever you like with.
Maybe a proper .ssh directory to populate with your own keys and authorized_keys directives ?
Bonus points if it's a zfs filesystem with a .zfs/snapshot directory in the root.
Is that not just a thin VM on $anyCloudProvider? You can attach however much storage to it, and just ssh to it. It's essentially just a headless storage machine living somewhere off in Califonia.
If only there was a cloud storage provider that gave you an empty UNIX filesystem to do whatever you like with.
Maybe a proper .ssh directory to populate with your own keys and authorized_keys directives ?
Bonus points if it's a zfs filesystem with a .zfs/snapshot directory in the root.
If only ...