The irony is that I finally pushed the issue because I wanted to use Mint.

But as I was trying to express what a bad idea it was and why they needed to do more than just fix my particular issue, I realized that I shouldn't have to explain this at all. And once I started questioning if maybe I was the greater fool for thinking that they would magically sort it out once I was a customer, I just got them to stop sending me someone else's budget information and never talked to them again.

But the internet is full up of stuff like this. That's just the one that was the most memorable.