My wife is actually in a Family Practice residency. I can't figure out how to send you a private message with my email, so here it is a little bit obfuscated:

#include <stdio.h> int main(void){puts("\x6d\x69\x6b\x65\x40\x6c\x61\x69\x6f\x73\x61\x2e\x6f\x72\x67");return 0;}