What's wrong with the toilets?! The Germans put a useless poop shelf in theirs, but are otherwise identical, and the Japanese make you squat over a porcelain trough. Or are you referring to fancy electronic Japanese bidets? Have those taken over "the trough" so thoroughly?
When your hands are dirty do you just wipe them with a dry towel or do you wash them? Why would you just wipe the shit off your ass with dry paper instead of wash it?
Note: If I understand correctly, most muslim people wash instead of wipe (happy to be corrected)
It's funny to me. For example doctors, when told they needed to wash their hands before surgery all freaked out, thought it was bullshit, complained, thought people were over thinking etc...
Now we have washing your ass instead of just wiping it. To those used to washing, just wiping seems barbaric, the same as doctors not washing their hands.
Similarly walking down streets and parks with shit and grease and oil and then tracking that shit into your house instead of taking off your shoes at the door. It's like that saying "Were you raised in a barn". I want to say it every time I see someone track outside shit through their house.
Washing your hands implies rubbing them together under running water. Definitely not just letting water run over them. So you're going to need some friction to get the area clean. You could just wet some TP and wipe with that, to me that's just as hygienic as a bidet with no wiping, but what do I know.
