I agree that memorizing the words rather than the mnemonics is both easier and more interesting.
But if you can only memorize two words, go for "za" and "qi" - they come in really handy to get rid of a q or z. (za is an absurd short form of pizza, and qi is Chinese life energy, same as chi.)
I also recommend the handy words qat (the stimulant leaf) and waqf (an Islamic charitable donation). After you're challenged unsuccessfully on waqf, you can get away with anything :-)
Agreed. You really don't have to be a savant to memorize these. Only about half of them are non-obvious. Another quarter are just spellings of letters. And the last quarter might be obscure, but just playing a few games using the list and gaining all those points and I guarantee you'll have them down.
aa = lava
ab = your abs
ad = tv ads
ae = scottish "one"
ag = agricultural
ah = ah that feels good
ai = a sloth
al = a tree
am = i am happy
an = an apple
ar = arrr i'm a pirate
as = as you were
at = where you at
aw = aww that's cute
ax = the weapon
ay = ay caramba
than it is to memorize "abdeghilmnrstwxy".