Wait, is number nine a joke or were people literally starting full on companies and then funneling billions into public policy without ever even once creating a false rumor you hooked up with your girlfriend on the roof of the student union to buy time until the tapes attached to the camera pointed at the couch outside the student government office erased itself?

(Obviously the above is a fictional story designed to raise a question about matters of public policy, and not a true story shared in a public forum... but then again, every time I try to anonymize something by changing a few details someone who'd score higher on this test than me shows up and berates me after some failed Reddit-detecting.)