There needs to be some news equivalent of vexatious litigant, where somebody this persistently stupid can just get tuned out.

He's no better at prognostications than an astrologer.

The only reason I ever would want to work for Google was when Kurzweil joined, if I could work with him.

What are the odds, it just wasn't in the cards by a long shot.

Even though my grandmother was a fortune teller, I could see that much of the future my own self.