OpenAI is Tom Bombadil by Christopher Hitchens: https://pastebin.com/ZX2gpKa5

OpenAI is Lucha Libre by Michael Lewis: https://pastebin.com/PE2uqgc2

OpenAI is a Pop Tart by Hunter S Thompson: https://pastebin.com/q0bVWpSG

OpenAI is a Bacon-Wrapped Hotdog Left Out in the Sun Too Long by Papa Smurf: https://pastebin.com/CDYcnRpS

Someone should make a Custom GPT.