Sending a cake to yourself and getting excited about it is the lamest situation I could ever imagine of.

The reality distortion field works on anything - even on making them get excited about their own cake. I'm just kidding, of course. No, not really.

I don't know: it might be a very nice cake.

Cake generally excites me, regardless of the source.

What about a cake of soap?

Or at least to put their own icing on KHTML's cake.

...and then some.