1 Michelin star is like _only_ in the top 0.1% of restaurants instead of the top 0.001%.

It’s still impressive, difficult, and time consuming.

Highly recommend you check out any starred restaurants nearby where you live. They tend to be expensive, but they are worth the high sticker price

I don't think you caught the sarcasm of parent

Do yourself a giant favor and read up on what it takes to get a single Michelin star. It's not a fucking Yelp review.

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article".