1. Can we stack two lanes on top of each other, please? Make homemade bunklanes?

2. Something about preventing people from rubbing the bowling balls on your precious lanes.

3. Laser light shows + Liquor license = Bowling Alley Wine Mixer

Sorry, I got overly excited by your reference. I say that so GD much, at least once a month, for nearly 20 years now haha. SOOO much room for activities!