Codeberg is a German non-profit. If you're going to be hyperbolic, at least get it somewhat right.

2030: By popular demand, we will accept code contributions received via a fax machine.

As it is a german company that is not as far fetched as one might think. (I am german and the on requesting this would be government institutions)

I wonder why the sibling is dead — fax is still quite necessary in German govt and health care!

I wonder if anyone has already written a git over fax extension.

Beautiful way to combine a slippery slope argument with a strawman

2030: scan your asshole to make a commit so we know you're a human.