What's wrong with scrolling through dozens of "So, ... hear me out, I found some pliers, like... and I is wanna became an ilictricican" on the daily?

Reddit: Come because we made sure you can't see the comments without logging in, leave because it sucks.

I bet someone can hack up a browser addon to generate predictable comments to circumvent this. e.g. "this", "I also choose this guy's wife", movie quote chains, etc. Extend to Youtube with fake sob stories and born in the wrong generation comments.