So why am I being downvoted? For complaining that there isn't a way to view a full-length version of the article (which is important for slow mobile devices) and about the entirely useless "print this page" functinality on the site? Fine, I'll keep my thoughts to myself. I'll also come to your house and skin your puppy, because, you know, I'm a genius.

Eh, sorry. Bad day.

> "Print This Page". Cute. I am so not clicking through half a dozen pages on this slow-loading iPhone.

Clicking six times on an iPhone is way easier than typing that long-winded sentence with full punctuation and capitalization on an iPhone, wouldn't you say?

On the other hand, you have to admire people that go for full grammar, no matter how difficult it is to accomplish on the device they are using.

It would only require special effort to type the double quotes. The iPhone will fix capitalization for you, including converting iphone to iPhone.