If the colleague next to me starts using a thread mill with his standing desk, I'll shoot him in the face. With a nerf gun. Like the violent man I am.

Don't need more distractions at the office, damn'it!

Thread mill? He's sewing garments while programming? Kudos!

Who says guys can't multitask? Also, autocorrect needs to die a slow, agonising death. Sorry, again with the violence.