Our in-depth psychological assessment shows that you
might like a career as a cheese taster, scuba diver
or professional TV show watcher.
To be fair, it does list some alternatives. E.g., I could be a political scientist. But, then, I'd get fired and be downvoted into oblivion.
I could be a user experience designer or an online reputation manager [watch it!], but that sounds far more like a supplier than a job description.
I suppose I could be an epidemiologist. But I'm lazy, so that would only work for really interesting diseases. Gotta stay motivated, don't you know!
I could be an animal scientist or trainer. Maybe that would work if I could be as sensitive as another recently posted author (octopuses). But I seriously doubt it, I being a slacker!
I could be a cartoonist, except I can't draw worth shit. I could be a lyricist or a poet or writer. But that takes talent. Which I don't have.
I could be stonemason or a plasterer or a stucco mason. But, did I mention, I'm a slacker!
Baker. Getting warm. Bread being baked does smell nice. Yeah, that's promising. Except I'm too rich.
I could be a user experience designer or an online reputation manager [watch it!], but that sounds far more like a supplier than a job description.
I suppose I could be an epidemiologist. But I'm lazy, so that would only work for really interesting diseases. Gotta stay motivated, don't you know!
I could be an animal scientist or trainer. Maybe that would work if I could be as sensitive as another recently posted author (octopuses). But I seriously doubt it, I being a slacker!
I could be a cartoonist, except I can't draw worth shit. I could be a lyricist or a poet or writer. But that takes talent. Which I don't have.
I could be stonemason or a plasterer or a stucco mason. But, did I mention, I'm a slacker!
Baker. Getting warm. Bread being baked does smell nice. Yeah, that's promising. Except I'm too rich.