"Creating a new programming language is trivial. I just invented one called "awesomepython". It's just like python, except that the keyword "and" is replaced by "awesomeand", "if" is replaced with "awesomeif", and so forth. The compiler is one line of awk."

Coffee all over keyboard! Damn you!! :-D

Hilarious! Upvoted! Now to clean that spilt coffee!