Too bad you need to join the dark side to use it.

Haha, thanks, that made me laugh.

Given how stable the compiler is at the moment, pretty sure that lightsaber would accidently take off a few limbs.

Really? Or does it just look like one before you turn it on?

http://xkcd.com/1397/

Apparently Randall has spent some time in this area before, Lisp is the lightsaber

http://xkcd.com/297/