Everybody goes through a stage where they have no idea what anything on their computer screen means. Some of them have the luxury of having a mentor walk them through and teach them the ontology of "the computer". Similarly one needs to learn the ontology of "computer programming".
And this tutorial is not meant for snotty CS program graduates, which again is explained in the introduction, which you to this time refuse to read and understand.
If you have a teacher worth his salt, he will have you open the guitar case and teach you about what the instrument is, what its parts are, how you are supposed to handle it and take care of it. At least that is what my trumpet teacher taught me when I started out.
And this tutorial is not meant for snotty CS program graduates, which again is explained in the introduction, which you to this time refuse to read and understand.
If you have a teacher worth his salt, he will have you open the guitar case and teach you about what the instrument is, what its parts are, how you are supposed to handle it and take care of it. At least that is what my trumpet teacher taught me when I started out.