I personally attended a talk presented by Brian Behlendorf at the ISPF (an early ISP conference) in 1999 (which predates the 2000 Linux Magazine article). In his talk, he used the "A Patchy Server" explanation. He made no mention of any other etymology that I recall.
So either Brian was deliberately propagating the myth himself ... or maybe there's some retconning going on.
So either Brian was deliberately propagating the myth himself ... or maybe there's some retconning going on.