"Oh, our eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Net, We are ramping up ou...

  "Oh, our eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Net,
  We are ramping up our market share, objectives will be met.
  Soon our browser will be everywhere, you ain't seen nothin' yet,
  We embrace and we extend!"
  
  Battle Hymn of the Reorg
  Anonymous Microsoft employee
  MicroNews, the in-house newsletter

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